Your Future in the Stars:
R-MC Horoscopes
by Troy Carter ‘08
Staff Writer··································
Pisces (February 19-March 20)
There’s black and there’s white, and lately, Pisces, you haven’t really been able to see much else. Your extremist tendencies have been taking over lately as you find yourself driven by intense desires that you don’t necessarily understand. You’ve been taking charge lately, not just with your own life but also with the lives of others. While your intentions are good, make sure that you don’t become too dictatorial in the process. Keep in mind, others might be viewing the situation with more complexity than you are.
Aries (March 21-April 20)
You’ve learned a lot from a recent bad experience, Aries, and have found yourself living a calmer and happier life because of those lessons. You might have also noticed that your friends are responding better to you the last few weeks. It’s probably because you’ve gone out of your way to avoid offending them. Sometimes it pays to make sure you’re not stepping on any toes. After a rough last couple of weeks, let your newfound tranquility take over this week.
Taurus (April 21-May 22)
You took last issue’s advice to heart, didn’t you Taurus? You’ve really channeled this newfound energy and willpower and have turned it into real productivity. Now you have to ask yourself what good is success if you can’t communicate your goals and successes with others. Use your charm and communication skills to let others know about the good things you’ve been doing. You might even want to use your recent academic success to tutor a less fortunate friend.
Gemini (May 23-June 23)
Take it easy, Gemini! Not everything has to be so personal. You’ve been on edge emotionally lately, getting easily offended by even the tiniest of slights. You might not even realize it, but your relationships have suffered because of it. Also, nothing personal, but you might want to be a little less demanding of your peers. You’ve been asking an awful lot of your friends lately. If you want to have healthy relationships again, you’re going to have to work to put others before yourself.
Cancer (June 24-July 23)
You do remember what it’s like to have a fun time every once in a while, don’t you Cancer? You work so hard towards your goals that it leaves you with very little in the way of social and emotional gratification. Your determination to accomplish certain things can be your downfall. I know it might seem immature and irresponsible to let work go every once in a while, but you might find that taking a night off in the near future will help to release some of that pent up frustration you have.
Leo (July 24-August 23)
Impetuous is a very good SAT word. It’s also a very good word to describe you lately, Leo. Looking before you leap has not been your modus operandi this week, and for every good decision you’ve made this way, it seems like you’ve made several regrettable choices. Indulging your whims can be good on occasion, but sometimes it doesn’t pay off in the long term. Don’t be afraid to be dull and contemplative every once in a while, it’ll work out better over time,
Virgo (August 24-September 22)
You’ve been an enigma to your friends for a while now, Virgo. You’re stubborn and seem unwilling to change your mind no matter what others say at times… and then at other times change your mind with seemingly no reason at all. While this kind of unpredictability can come off as fun and spontaneous, it hurts your relationships because of an inability to compromise.
Libra (September 23-October 23)
Nervous, Libra? Competition tends to do that to you, doesn’t it? It might be because you’re spending too much time worrying about what your rivals are doing. You might find that if you ignore what your competition is doing that you’ll come up with a new and creative way to accomplish your goals, be it accomplishing a project or finally winning over a long term crush.
Scorpio (October 24-November 22)
Something big has been eating away at your mind lately Scorpio. You have a secret that you’ve been wanting to let out and knowing something that your friend doesn’t is building tension. English teachers call this “dramatic irony.” Astrologers call this “unneeded stress.” Unburden your soul and do it soon.
With a clear conscience you might find that the recent edginess you’re feeling disappears.
Sagittarius (November 23-December 21)
“Impossible is nothing”, Sagittarius. Your confidence and enthusiasm are through the roof and suddenly “no” is no longer an acceptable answer. You find yourself eagerly taking on tasks that you had previously thought were impossible. While spring cleaning is not in your nature, you might find that this year is an exception as you readily find yourself getting your life in order.
Capricorn (December 22-January 19)
You went ahead and you took a firm step, Capricorn. Now you don’t know where it puts you. Recently you made a big decision to tell a friend what’s been on your mind lately, and while you don’t regret asserting yourself, there’s been some confusion because of it and you don’t exactly know how to interpret some of the signs that you’ve been getting back. This astrologer doesn’t have any advice for what you might want to do next, but it sure feels good to have everything out in the open, doesn’t it?
Aquarius (January 20-February 18)
The word “moderation” seems to have disappeared entirely from your vocabulary, Aquarius. You’ve been too indulgent in some areas and too strict in others, either way you’ve been avoiding that healthy medium. They call it healthy for a reason. It’s important to keep your life well regulated and if you kind find your way back to responsible measures you might start to see benefits.
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